Steve Pettit Bliss Track
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A Bliss Track for Steve Pettit
Steve is Dev Night's resident master of 3D and obscure references and an all-around great guy. As terrified as I was to perform this, writing the lyrics and the beat was nothing but fun.
As random as some of the lyrics seem, they all refer to real things. Steve did make a game where you pick up a person and point them at a Kinect. He did make a game with gloriously animated Patrick Swayze hair. 'Damon Morgul Sadria' is ominously scrawled across the wall in the basement where he plays bass. It's all true.
The Steve samples were recorded clandestinely during a single conversation. Dude covers a lot of ground.
The guitar-y samples are from the Screaming Females' "It All Means Nothing". They're an amazing band and significant to this because Steve's a big fan and turned me on to them.
Bliss Track
The Bliss Track is a Dev Night tradition where one person writes and performs a complimentary rap about someone else, and then that person does it next.
Lyrics
Came up through Newgrounds via Drexel
To master the vertex, the pixel and the texel
A punk rock warlock genuine and talented
Nerd cred, street cred, an all-around paladin
He shows taste when he says rush is overrated
He's style and grace when he's 3D animatin'
Millenium Falcon hanging from the ceiling
Flyers sweatshirt cause you know he's got feelings
He'll bend over backwards so his students don't flunk out
But don't give a damn riding bikes with his junk out
You can toe tap to this flow I rap
But save the slow clap for the mo cap
He's capping motion like the wind white caps the ocean
And less than 3D is a foolish notion
What wizard can capture motion anyway
Conservation of momentum cast aside like a trump toupee
You're wrong-headed if you don't give Steve full credit
Should be beheaded if you cut Steve Pettit in the edit
Where you headed steve pettit
I don't know but I know that you won't stop
When it's time to roll the credits
I know Steve Pettit will be at the top
Brushing her teeth with noodles cause that's what dad's do
Rachel Stine is on his mind with her neon kung fu
Warming hearts on the scene with their dev night romance
Winning awards with their lighthouse slow dance
At Sky Zone gettin crazy air
Riding waves, robbin banks with Patrick Swayze hair
Thinking you deserve respect cause your game jam was correct
When he picks you up and points your body at a Kinect
Trying to beat him is like boxing with Shiva
Four fists flying in sync with the beat
Now i drop the bass and you're wondering where the bass went
It went on his back in a case to the basement
Where steve straps it on like a bowcaster, son
And then the bottom explodes like the DS-1
And then the thunder rumbles forth like the prophecied end times
Damon Morgul Sadria rocking odd times
Rachel, forgive me cause this is just a show
But I got to tell the ladies though I know they know
Where's your head at if you leave Steve Pettit unwedded
Just don't get it if you leave Steve Pettit unbedded
Where you headed Steve Pettit
I don't know but I know that you won't stop
When it's time to roll the credits
I know steve pettit will be at the top
Come and get it Steve Pettit
To this godforsaken mic I bid adieu
And don't forget it Steve Pettit
Like a case of ghonnorhea this is my gift to you
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